A new story for 8 to 11 year-olds.

Having eaten some of the wizard’s magic jelly, which was supposed to make him sing better but didn’t, King Popple spends every day making up football results. Meanwhile for a not unrelated reason everyone has purple wax constantly dribbling out of their ears and all the children under 5 think they are cows. Hopefully the chamberlain might have a useful idea… “The poor queen’s nerves were strained to the limit so much of the time that some of her courtiers thought they might spring apart with a (more…)